Month: July 2018

STAYCATION We never went to Bali, Barbados, or St Kitts We never went to Delhi so we never got the shits. We weren't sizzling in Cancun, whilst getting sozzled all exclusive We didn't 'hop' across to France (They said the locals were abusive). We weren't sleepless in Seattle, topless in Faliraki... Or daylight-robbed in Amsterdam… Continue reading Staycation

‘I WAS NOT THERE’ I was not there in Arras being shot at by the snipers I wasn't smashed half-back to Blighty by Artillery fire at 'Wipers' I didn't see my closest pals get blown to Kingdom come Then try and raise my tattered spirits with one lousy tot of rum I wasn't pushed into… Continue reading I Was Not There