Month: July 2018

Believe it or not this is actually a true story!... MIDDLE C I had a piano when I was a child, To say it wasn’t grand would be putting it mild. It was given to me by a wily neighbour, To save him the aggravation and labour, Of having to haul it down to the… Continue reading Middle C

♥HEARTS AND ARROWS♥ (To be read in a Wide-Boy accent) My name’s Barry and I love Heather For over a year we’ve been going together So to prove my love, I decided to do... what proper, true romantics do… Enshrine our love with a ‘classy’... tattoo. So the other Saturday in the Rose & Crown,… Continue reading Hearts And Arrows